a cat:
bret michaels at the tony awards:
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
first date
if people said what they were really thinking...
some of it is kinda stupid, but there are some funny parts as well.
some of it is kinda stupid, but there are some funny parts as well.
weed is cool
a high school senior in washington was arrested for smoking a joint during a persuasive essay on the legalization of marijuana.
i want to be friends with this kid.
choice quote:
"Then, before he turned to the eighth page, he pulled out the joint that was hidden in his dreadlocks. He said he lit up, took a toke, then read the rest of his speech, occasionally stopping to take a puff."
read the article here
i want to be friends with this kid.
choice quote:
"Then, before he turned to the eighth page, he pulled out the joint that was hidden in his dreadlocks. He said he lit up, took a toke, then read the rest of his speech, occasionally stopping to take a puff."
read the article here
texts from last night
some TFLN highlights from the weekend:
(714): dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
(803): youve hit the jackpot
(253): Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
(405): Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
(562): trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
(516): So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
(703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
texts from last night
(714): dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
(803): youve hit the jackpot
(253): Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
(405): Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
(562): trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
(516): So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
(703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
texts from last night
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
come together
ok, this makes me not hate everyone.
why cant life be one giant music festival?
also check out this guy doing interpretive dance and clearly rolling his face off- hilarious.
why cant life be one giant music festival?
also check out this guy doing interpretive dance and clearly rolling his face off- hilarious.
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