a cat:
bret michaels at the tony awards:
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
first date
if people said what they were really thinking...
some of it is kinda stupid, but there are some funny parts as well.
some of it is kinda stupid, but there are some funny parts as well.
weed is cool
a high school senior in washington was arrested for smoking a joint during a persuasive essay on the legalization of marijuana.
i want to be friends with this kid.
choice quote:
"Then, before he turned to the eighth page, he pulled out the joint that was hidden in his dreadlocks. He said he lit up, took a toke, then read the rest of his speech, occasionally stopping to take a puff."
read the article here
i want to be friends with this kid.
choice quote:
"Then, before he turned to the eighth page, he pulled out the joint that was hidden in his dreadlocks. He said he lit up, took a toke, then read the rest of his speech, occasionally stopping to take a puff."
read the article here
texts from last night
some TFLN highlights from the weekend:
(714): dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
(803): youve hit the jackpot
(253): Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
(405): Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
(562): trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
(516): So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
(703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
texts from last night
(714): dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
(540): she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
(803): youve hit the jackpot
(253): Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
(405): Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
(562): trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
(516): So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
(703): Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
texts from last night
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
come together
ok, this makes me not hate everyone.
why cant life be one giant music festival?
also check out this guy doing interpretive dance and clearly rolling his face off- hilarious.
why cant life be one giant music festival?
also check out this guy doing interpretive dance and clearly rolling his face off- hilarious.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
hodge podge
1) while driving in PB today, i saw a man riding a motorized cooler. awesome!
2) the word/concept of "rebranding" mildly irritates me.
3) funny joke: Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."
Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability.
Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.
"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."
2) the word/concept of "rebranding" mildly irritates me.
3) funny joke: Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."
Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability.
Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.
"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
i hate your fashion
if you hate people as much as i do, you'll get a kick out of this website.
scary fashion, scarier people. plus they make fun of hipsters sometimes too.
ihateyourfashion.com
scary fashion, scarier people. plus they make fun of hipsters sometimes too.
ihateyourfashion.com
la guerra de las drogas
so apparently the netherlands, that notoriously drug-friendly country, is closing 8 prisons because there arent enough criminals to fill them.
link to the article here
link to the article here
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
mahna mahna
CLASSIC.
love the muppet show.
Muppet Show Mana-mana "Manha-Manha" - The most amazing bloopers are here
love the muppet show.
Muppet Show Mana-mana "Manha-Manha" - The most amazing bloopers are here
Monday, May 25, 2009
roombas are hilarious
i once drunkenly fought a roomba (and won) because i was convinced it was going to start the robot apocalypse and that i had to save everyone that was with me. (shout out UCSD womens ultimate tahoe trip 08!)
Sunday, May 24, 2009
old people can be chill
ok, lets be real, we all want marijuana legalized because we fucking like getting high.
but this video shows that it really can be a really effective medicine that is able to help people where all other medicines have failed.
but this video shows that it really can be a really effective medicine that is able to help people where all other medicines have failed.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
new girl crush
i watched vicky christina barcelona last night... it was pretty good, but i think i mostly just liked it because of scar-jo and my new girl crush, PENELOPE CRUZ. damn she plays a super sexy crazy ex-wife.
(due to my post this morning and now this one, i hereby dub this weekend "celebration of lesbian tendencies weekend")
(due to my post this morning and now this one, i hereby dub this weekend "celebration of lesbian tendencies weekend")
a sexy ass video
im not sure if the song is that good or not, too distracted by the naked french girls.
i love cats.
so im home for the weekend. and yes my mother is already driving me batshit.
i get to see my dog tomorrow!
heres a cat video.
i get to see my dog tomorrow!
heres a cat video.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
rant
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO REMEMBER TO TURN DOWN MY COMPUTER SPEAKERS WHEN I PLUG MY HEADPHONES IN?
without fail i scare the crap out of myself. everytime.
/rant.
without fail i scare the crap out of myself. everytime.
/rant.
my day just got 1000x better
shout out morgan turner for sharing this with me
its kinda long, the best part starts around 1:00 in if you wanna skip ahead.
Kingsford Goes to the Beach - Funny bloopers R us
its kinda long, the best part starts around 1:00 in if you wanna skip ahead.
Kingsford Goes to the Beach - Funny bloopers R us
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
where in the world is tajikstan?
credits to lucas for finding this one...
how well do you know middle east geography? i was a lot more successful than i thought i would be. i somehow knew where tajikstan was. dont ask me how because i have no idea.
http://www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html
how well do you know middle east geography? i was a lot more successful than i thought i would be. i somehow knew where tajikstan was. dont ask me how because i have no idea.
http://www.
oh dear.
so welcome to my blog.
i spend a lot of time on the internet and i figured i should have something to show for it.
onto the first post...
im not sure how to feel about this. i am a little wary. thoughts?
i spend a lot of time on the internet and i figured i should have something to show for it.
onto the first post...
im not sure how to feel about this. i am a little wary. thoughts?
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