the future of police investigation

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

how do these things exist

this cannot be real. want.

hodge podge

1) while driving in PB today, i saw a man riding a motorized cooler. awesome!

2) the word/concept of "rebranding" mildly irritates me.

3) funny joke: Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It’s a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability.

Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What’s left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."

hedgehog eating a carrot

um what is going on here with his face?

silly white people

white people complaints

i hate your fashion

if you hate people as much as i do, you'll get a kick out of this website.
scary fashion, scarier people. plus they make fun of hipsters sometimes too.

ihateyourfashion.com

la guerra de las drogas

so apparently the netherlands, that notoriously drug-friendly country, is closing 8 prisons because there arent enough criminals to fill them.
link to the article here

mahna mahna

CLASSIC.
love the muppet show.


Muppet Show Mana-mana "Manha-Manha" - The most amazing bloopers are here

hipsters

roombas are hilarious

i once drunkenly fought a roomba (and won) because i was convinced it was going to start the robot apocalypse and that i had to save everyone that was with me. (shout out UCSD womens ultimate tahoe trip 08!)

for mo

here ya go morgan.

caption: "what? oh im just in ur librariez bein sexee. dont mind me."

old people can be chill

ok, lets be real, we all want marijuana legalized because we fucking like getting high.
but this video shows that it really can be a really effective medicine that is able to help people where all other medicines have failed.

new girl crush

i watched vicky christina barcelona last night... it was pretty good, but i think i mostly just liked it because of scar-jo and my new girl crush, PENELOPE CRUZ. damn she plays a super sexy crazy ex-wife.

(due to my post this morning and now this one, i hereby dub this weekend "celebration of lesbian tendencies weekend")

a sexy ass video

im not sure if the song is that good or not, too distracted by the naked french girls.

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
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i love cats.

so im home for the weekend. and yes my mother is already driving me batshit.
i get to see my dog tomorrow!
heres a cat video.

for andrew rubens

i dedicate this to you my friend.

rant

WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO REMEMBER TO TURN DOWN MY COMPUTER SPEAKERS WHEN I PLUG MY HEADPHONES IN?

without fail i scare the crap out of myself. everytime.

/rant.

one of my favorite things on the internet ever

this comic strip. xkcd.com

teehee

eeeee!

(i promise this blog will not become totally dedicated to cute animals)

my day just got 1000x better

shout out morgan turner for sharing this with me

its kinda long, the best part starts around 1:00 in if you wanna skip ahead.


Kingsford Goes to the Beach - Funny bloopers R us

gross

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

um... i swear i dont kind of want to try any of these things.

girls only

i love this semi-crazy outfit. hoodie with attached chains... brilliant.

"alpha chi hates me"

i dont think i need to preface this with anything.

i'm still so amazed i got to see this LIVE surrounded by some of my most favorite people.
it was one of the most moving experiences ive ever had.

where in the world is tajikstan?

credits to lucas for finding this one...
how well do you know middle east geography? i was a lot more successful than i thought i would be. i somehow knew where tajikstan was. dont ask me how because i have no idea.

http://www.rethinkingschools.org/just_fun/games/mapgame.html

oh dear.

so welcome to my blog.
i spend a lot of time on the internet and i figured i should have something to show for it.
onto the first post...

im not sure how to feel about this. i am a little wary. thoughts?